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Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. Argus Filch was a Squib and the caretaker of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry since around 1973. [46], That school year, the Triwizard Tournament took place at Hogwarts. [62] However, the counterattack against Umbridge was now in full force: much of the student body opposed Umbridge and Filch. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. When Harry Potter reached Filch, the caretaker gave a great sniff as though to detect a whiff of Dungbombs.[58]. Munga. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. [6] Hermione Granger later speculated that this was Umbridge's doing, as she probably needed an excuse to read Harry's post. ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. Neatly forged paperwork lands Ed a job teaching summer school remedial chemistry to children who are older than he is. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Work Search: [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. The Dragons Brideby Rizzle, Hermione and Draco find themselves naked, tattooed, and married after a drunken night of debauchery. Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. [65], After the skirmish between Umbridge and the Forbidden Forest centaur herd and the Battle of the Department of Mysteries on 18 June, Umbridge was confined to the Hospital Wing in what Madam Pomfrey said was a case of shock. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). The name "Argus" comes from Greek mythology, where it was the name of a giant with one hundred eyes who served the goddess Hera as a watchman (much like Mr Filch's role in patrolling the hallways of Hogwarts). Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. [32], On their very first morning at Hogwarts, 2 September, 1991, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley managed to get on Filch's wrong side. [29], During the 19901991 school year, Filch was tricked into giving Madam Pince Hiccough Sweets, causing her to leave the library's Restricted Section unattended. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. He whimpered as he hardened even more. Harry Potter is a slut. I had no idea Percy Weasley and Oliver Wood were such a popular pairing until I started doing research for this article, at which point I uncovered a whole slew of Percy/Oliver erotica. Inanimate objects get involved inFirst Encounterby Lyris Malachi. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. Filch thanked the student for their help, despite his usually grouchy nature. The two shared a strong bond that linked them somehow; anytime Mrs Norris spotted someone breaking a rule, Filch would arrive soon afterwards.[13]. A few feet away, in the bed next to Harry's slept their son, having not even removed his shoes before collapsing into exhaustive, deep sleep. InBustle by yeaka, Quidditch star Oliver Wood has to deal with adoring fans and his raging desire for his boyfriend Percy. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. What a stupid question. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFilch is suspicious of Harry Potter as he wanders around the school, During the next school year, the alleged mass-murderer Sirius Black escaped from Azkaban and the Ministry of Magic stationed Dementors around the entrances to the grounds in order to protect the school and Harry Potter, which was thought to be Black's target. Personally, my favorite couple will always be Ron and Hermione, and not even J.K. Rowling herself can talk me out of this. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? [14] He had knobbly hands and whenever he got the flu, a bulbous and unusually purple nose. [70], After Harry Potter's discovery of the Half-Blood Prince's copy of Advanced Potion-Making, he learnt several new spells such as Langlock, a jinx that glued the victim's tongue to the roof of the mouth. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? Oh God Not Again! Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. After he admits his feelings, things start heating up. Of course, as Filch had no inherent magical powers, this was of little use. by phantompopcorn, Ron gives Hermione the best kind of birthday present. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. [35] Filch was obsessed with keeping the Castle neat and tidy, and was infuriated when students made a mess with potion ingredients, or forgot to wipe their feet. [71], In October, Filch stood as usual in the Entrance Hall checking the names of students who had permission to go in a Hogsmeade weekend trip. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. [83], Immediately after the battle, Filch grimly looked at a large pile of rubble in the Entrance Hall, which he dutifully began trying to sweep up, while the fighters gathered in the Great Hall mourning over the dead, and celebrating over their victory.[82]. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. As Snape discussed with Filch, he wanted to take those objects in order to find who they belonged to (suspecting that they were Harry's). Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. Filch usually wandered around the school corridors with his cat Mrs Norris, trying to catch students breaking the school rules and complaining about Peeves the Poltergeist . And also all four of them together. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? [77] At night, while not patrolling the corridors, Filch wore an old flannel dressing gown. Dont worry, however. Nobody would have thought of throwing Fanged Frisbees down the corridors if I could've strung you up by the ankles in my office, would they? He felt perfectly content. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood PrinceHermione Granger and Harry Potter discussing the new security messures, Now in open war, upon the students' arrival at the school on 1 September, 1996, Filch was charged with checking the students and their possessions for dark objects with Secrecy Sensors. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. 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They brought either a Nose-Biting Teacup or Fanged Frisbee from Zonko's Joke Shop, and after Jacob's sibling placed the prank device inside his office after hiding themselves with the Shrinking Charm, Filch opened the box containing the prank device which forced him and Mrs Norris to retreat, allowing them to read and retrieve the notebooks. Filch disliked Rubeus Hagrid, the Gamekeeper and later Care of Magical Creatures professor. In the night of 21 January, 1995, Filch almost caught Harry Potter while he was on his way back to Gryffindor Tower after having been in the Prefects' bathroom trying to solve the golden egg riddle for the Triwizard Tournament. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. Hes bitter.Ron Weasley's explanation of Filch's grouchy personality, Very foul-tempered, cantankerous, and easily annoyed, Filch had an extremely unpleasant personality. Dumbledore then knocked down the Ministry officials, and left the school undetected. Hagrid vouched for them, but Filch rudely undermined Hagrid's authority as a teacher, with Hagrid insulting Filch for being a Squib in retaliation. Harry's 6th year is off to a rough start. Ask Question Asked 4 years ago. [2][14], After the attack, Filch frequently paced the corridor in which it had taken place, as though hoping for the attacker to return. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. He hummed creakily under his breath, under the prospect of the changes Umbridge had announced him. Among his many file cabinets documenting the punishments he handed out over the years, Filch had an entire drawer dedicated to the twins. [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. Harry Potter Fanfic Harry And Hermione. Under the Night Skyby BOMBARDMAXIMApairs Albus with his brother James. The process took longer than normal as Filch triple-checked everybody with his Secrecy Sensor. [62] He was one of the few people who actually liked her at the school. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. After placating Filch, he told them he had not seen Jacob, but that he if he had, he would have loved to have sent him to the British Ministry of Magic in shackles. Dumbledore appeared to like Filch, although the latter was unpleasant. Modified 3 years, 4 months ago. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. Strange, but consensual. 8. Filch was then joined by Severus Snape when the two got hold of Harry's egg and the Marauder's Map. Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. Fred and George test out a new line of products, and things get sexy. P.S. Drowned Boy by cest_what adds Marcus Flint into the Percy/Oliver mix. I'm looking for a Harry Potter fanfic in which Harry goes to the past and is 5 or 7 years old. [13], On 12 September, Draco Malfoy challenged Harry Potter to a duel in the Trophy Room at midnight. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. Oh, yes hard work and pain are the best teachers, if you ask me It's just a pity they let the old punishments die out hang you by your wrists from the ceiling for a few days, I've got the chains still in my office, keep 'em well oiled in case they're ever needed Right, off we go, and don't think of running off, now. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. [71] When the students arrived after the attack on Katie Bell, who had touched a cursed necklace, Filch held his secrecy sensor aloft, but was dismissed by Minerva McGonagall who told him to take the necklace, wrapped in a scarf, to Severus Snape, the school's expert on Defence Against the Dark Arts. How have I made myself sad writing a crack fic? Harry was sprawled across his bed, one hand flung above his head, the other resting to his side. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. "Well at least we know Potter's an . This one features a lot of different ladies, so buckle up. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. Arthur and Molly's children have all grown up and moved out. Malfoy, however, never showed up and instead tipped Filch that there would be students out of bed in the Trophy Room. Harry Potter and Georgia knightly have suffered at both the same night.join them through their journey with their friends at their times in Hogwarts the good and bad. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works He always begged Headmaster Albus Dumbledore to let him suspend students by their ankles from the ceiling. He let them go after threatening to send them to Dumbledore, taking Mrs Norris to see Professor McGonagall to clean her fur. [7], After Harry Potter and Hermione Granger had carried Norbert to the Astronomy Tower, so that Charles Weasley's colleagues could take the dragon to Romania, Filch caught the pair roaming the Astronomy Corridor on their way back to Gryffindor Tower in the early hours of 10 May, 1992. This is weird and awful and bad things happen in it. [14] By the end of the 1970s, Filch had already filled at least one thousand and fifty-six boxes with punishment records. Turning their head quickly back and forth to find a dog and deer sleeping a few feet from them, and a very cold red headed woman sitting closer to him. After the battle, he returned to his position of caretaker, as he was immediately seen sweeping near the Great Hall. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. Destiny is not written in stone [27] Later during this school year, he caught Jacob's sibling and their friends on the Training Grounds at night after hours, and took them to the Headmaster's office for punishment. [39] He learned that the one who petrified Mrs Norris was the memory of Tom Riddle, the one who controlled Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk. Dumbledore is not indifferent to the risk that runs the world of magic and only one person can destroy the terrifying monster, the king of knights . He knew how it felt to be ignored, so he gave special care to pay attention to his studentsnot only in regards to their studies, but to their mental health, too.Remus Lupin was the first person to notice what Harry was hiding, and he was the first adult to care enough to do something about it. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. [65], Umbridge had gone through great lengths to gain Filch's loyalty, such as giving him permission to torture, and to have Peeves dismissed, due to Filch's knowledge around the school's secret passageways being second only to the Weasley twins. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. There will be many of both. [57] Filch also assisted Umbridge when she had Trelawney sacked, something he most likely took pleasure in, as it caused Trelawney great stress and reduced her to tears. M/M erotica continues to dominate Harry Potter fanfic, but there are still quite a few notable lesbian stories out there. He is found and adopted by Merlin and is stuck in the past and is immortal until his time approaches. 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If youre into other canon pairings, many of the more conventional pairings are often included in non-canon erotica. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. During his tenure as Headmaster, Snape kept Filch working at Hogwarts despite his status as a Squib. Best Funny Harry Potter Fanfiction. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. Please consider turning it on! My sweet! [33] They both very much liked to give students a hard time, unfair punishments, and cruel aspects of such punishments. [26], Later in the school year, Filch was speaking to Snape and Madam Pince in the Potions Classroom when he was introduced to Brazilian exchange student Alanza Alves by Jacob's sibling. Filch was furious and kicked Harry out off his office, trying to convince him that the letter was not his, and ordering him not to tell anyone. After insulting Sir Nicholas and threatening to report them, Sir Nicholas denounced Filch as a low-class bully and that he was supervising said student. Or even just one page. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. [72], Filch greatly trusted Madam Rosmerta, the bartender of the Three Broomsticks Inn, in that he would actually neglect the proper protocols and allow anything from her to enter the castle without properly inspecting them beforehand. [10], Little is known about Filch's early life. [61] The Ministry passed the Educational Decree Number Twenty-Eight overnight, making Dolores Umbridge Headmistress of Hogwarts.[62]. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? A darker Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley get together shortly after Voldemort's return. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. So far anyone who had so much dared to glance at the dark forbidding space between the Weasley womans legs had been turned to stone. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. [2] However, Filch did always plead to Dumbledore to permit him to use corporeal punishments on the students, a request that was never granted, which became a primary reason why Filch preferred Umbridge as head of the school. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. On 14 February 1989, Filch attended the Valentine's Day Ball with Pince. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. In July, Argus Filch attended Dumbledore's funeral in an ancient black suit and tie reeking of mothballs, paying his respects for the man who, despite their opposing views on student punishment, gave him employment as a Squib. [80] Later, after Lord Voldemort gained knowledge from Alecto Carrow that Harry Potter was in the school premises, the Heads of House started conjuring protective enchantments around the school, preparing to fight and waking up students. tip: "uchiha sasuke/uzumaki naruto" angst kudos>10. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. This belongs to a school champion! [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. "Pleasetell me." Harry said, looking worried. Additional tags/pairings will be added as and when. Highlights from the author include Anxious, a 31-chapter epic exploration of Ron and Hermiones very adult relationship, and Midnight, a sexy Deathly Hallows-era one shot. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. #1. Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. Though not its own fanfic,Potteroticais a podcast worth checking out for any fan of Harry Potter erotica. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. Harry Potter de doce aos hurfano de padre y madre, recibe abusos de parte de sus parientes, golpeado y abusado, llega a Hogwarst, para su segundo ao, sin saber que su vida pronto cambiara, "Harry, Harry, Harry", Lockhart sanoi taas ja kurkotti puristamaan Harryn olkapt. The films omit Peeves the Poltergeist, and so Filch's ongoing war with him is omitted also. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. This is a Triwizard clue! Harry Potter has the weight of the world on his shoulders. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. He also told Professor Dumbledore, in what he said was the four-hundred-and-sixty second time, to remind the students that magic was not permitted in corridors between classes.[53]. [74], I'd appreciate it if you stopped trying to inch me closer to the shackles, Mr Filch.Jacob's sibling talking to Filch in his office. [26], Filch's relationship with most professors was unknown. Did you lovethe movieGroundhog Day but also lamented the lack of wizard boy sex in it? Wake up the whole castle, will you? flag All Votes Add Books To This List Previous 1 2 3 4 Next And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? 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