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Xavier: A crying lady! Townie: So you use your powers to save people? Valve Corporation. Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. Mexican Gang Member #4: I thought this was my year. Of course all the standard technical analysis tools, indicators and charting functions are included in our FREE charting package, but we've gone Beyond Charts for those searching for more. Television Reporter: The figure is a rather ugly creature, possibly a Chinaman of some sort Xavier: I'm going to have to go back in time and find who did this painting, and what it means. If you were to combine in equal parts Wonder Showzen, the works of Carlos Castaneda and Alejandro Jodorowsky, Kung Fu (1972), Walker, Texas Ranger and the graphics and tone of Postal 2 you would get something similar to Xavier. The Judge: You are not on trial for shooting the mayor. But I'd sure like to try. tricking the other into beating himself up. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. When he gets a finger cut off, it grows back. The camera then briefly switches to perspective of the eye as the crow flies away. Dweeby Chimp. I always did it like this. Mexican Gang Leader: Then I'm taking back what's mine. Xavier: My god. Clumso: These blue-chocolate-chip tampons are goo-ably, chewably huge! l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Or, did he? l mean, l just ate the heart of an explosion. Dyke. Mexican Gang Leader: Now everyone will know the Locos are crazy about postmodernist aesthetic contextual reframing. Announcer: Troubled High, give a warm, troubled, hey there, ho there to your trouble cra-a-zy! Succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Helping people [strained] Helping people [groaning] Oh, god. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. 3. Xavier sneaks into an asylum and does the same to his own mother. Wherever there is injustice, I was there. shattering their partially frozen bodies. All rights reserved. What do your heart spirits have to say to your mind-sacs? Bully #3: Yeah, Clip, it's working. He usually manages to at least repair the messes he makes with the help of his ancient spirit guide. Ink blot: I can tell you're trying to use reverse psychology on me. Brat: I'm gonna name him after me. Xavier has actually been in one the whole time and the entire series was actually his hallucinations. Our simple yet powerful stock market charting software and other tools take standard charting functionality to a higher level. The explosion hasn't even ended yet! Pain, madness, and fries collide in this intergalactic time bending mission to find out; why?? Harder. Dweeb. Caveman: Take that! Noticeably absent in the last few episodes. June: I'm too overcome to speak about my husband's mysterious death, but Popo has asked to say a few words. You're my passion. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Kind of making a splash in the preaching scene. [echoing] Walk away, walk away. Television Commercial: Whoopsie doodle, there was a mix-up at the cookie factory! Web. She wants it harder. Pulled out his heart and showed it to him, and he was like, "Nice.". Television Commercial: Clumso the cookie chef really popped a boner into these yummy snacks! It's a reason, and tonight, everything seems so reasonable. All rights reserved. (a phantom fist emerges from the guru's head and punches young Xavier in the face). Hello!" Chief Master Guru: You must love the earth like you love your mother. To justice. And a breakfast nook A sauna. Man: What in the human intimates you doing, freak? Xavier: I'm a survivor. Xavier: Here's a new philosophical query for you to chomp on. Clip: Hey, bunghole, cease that inner yapping. Like most folks, I've always been different. Xavier: Just got to dump this load in that dirty 'puter's floppy slot and collect my kudos. But not like the others. You have shown true loco spirit. This is an absolutely brilliant show, from top to bottom, and is probably way too intelligent for the average Adult Swim viewer. Xavier: That's a complicated question. Just go towards the light. Deliveryman: Uh, I know I'm dead, but I forgot to give you your cuckoo-bread. Im the real me! One line of thought also skewered by the show is the co-opting of Eastern and Native philosophies for their perceived benefits while failing to understand them or the cultures that they sprung from, and instead selling them back to a Westernized populace that wants to reach Enlightenment now for $14.99. Sorry for beating you up before. [sobs]. Whos this? It's got embossed-gold 12-point courier font on bone-white semigloss stock. Youd like me to be you, wouldnt me? Mocho: Oh, yeah. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, Kid on Chili Slide: You'll jalape?o pants! Ill call your bluff, Ill see your penis with your mouth, and I raise you, with my hand. Do not take this as license to Watch It Stonedit might make more sense, but it is just as likely that you will be utterly terrified from the sensory overload. I just repopulated my pants. Hey! Oh yeah? Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available from thestaff@tvtropes.org. We're a dying breed. Well, you sound like some total chodes inability to confront the reality of his past actions. on November 27, 2019, This series will REALLY get you goodin off and XDDDD'ing, give it a watch if you like bloody, gory, and EXPLOSIVE shows :3. executive producer / executive producer: FOR WILLIAMS StREEt (20 episodes, 2007-2009) Jim Tozzi. I mean, unless you count the power to blow minds with my weapons-grade philosophical insights. You'll catch the feline aids. Hold. We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Police Civilian: Just hit the switch, Rodney. The driver for all Investors is the continuous search for investment opportunities. Mexican Gang leader: You're right -- Rape is not an excuse. Diner Customer: What are you, a Chinaman? Watch. All rights reserved. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. The Christian zoo radio hooty-hoo featuring Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Inhale. You say this factory is poisoning you? Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Mexican Gang Leader: Okay, Thursday night is Mailroom Monday. Xavier: They say when you die, you shit your pants, but not me. I know a shamanic Navaho rain dance, that hasn't just blown MINDS. Vernon Chatman and John Lee are also the creators of MTV's Wonder Showzen. Did you know there are over 87 combinations of those soul-scalding words? Mexican Gang Leader: I like. (interpreting Popo's sign language) She's saying that this time of great loss illuminates the bonds we share as a community, and for that we must give praise to the Lord. "I han't never seen him this heated since The Incident! Xavier: [thinking] So maybe we are just blips in a void of nothingness. We made the cookies way too big and the chocolate chips blue! DJ: Oh! Oh come here. It seems the portrait has painted the artist, sketching the reverser, who has become the reversed. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. The Judge: I sentence thee to three glimpses into your own soul! Starving Woman: This is how starving people cry. You only got one peni? Waaahhh! Announcer: Hey there, ho there, ladies and gentlemen. She's using fear of death, playing on your insecurities, there's a rock-solid elegance to the arguments. Hold. Youre about as deep as a bowl of soup, and your tongue is about as sharp as a soup spoon! Xavier: (scoffs) Powers are for the weak. no one deserves a mixed up that bad. Fatestiny. When Xavier wakes up with no memories, the power of deja vu reigns supreme. Me put you in world of hurt. Come on, Percy, lend me some sugar. Mocho: I'm big now, but I recently dropped 230 pounds. I wish I could see myself watching washing. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. With Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. [shows his belly that drawed himself showing another belly as poop]. It's pretty cool. We got Christ, we got faith, we got traffic on the 1's, weather on the what, we got Popo the preaching gorilla in the studio, how you doing today, Popo? [distorted] Processing. Yeah, I dumped your wife! During his travels, he learns more about his Mexican Gang Member #4: How do they expect me to stay out of jail? Xavier: If these be my last words, then I'd like to leave this world with one final thought: Me no wanna die, mommy! When a redneck dies after. Xavier: Damn you, Clumso! Web Valve Corporation. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy! Just don't go entering your legs in any spelling bees. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Your every smile is a dagger. It's intense! Bully #2: Is that f-f-freak h-harassing you? You can feel my hot breath on your neck. WebNick Weidenfeld. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier: I could be your costume. Your moms so shallow, she probably thinks this quip is about her. It was you, damn it! Xavier: Unload your troubles unto me, even if it's tough to swallow. Burbury Visitor Info: One moment, please. (The reporter gestures to a crude drawing of Xavier.). Absurdity! But not me, I'm sh*t my heart. Xavier: I'm a thought-ocoster. Whos this? Xavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated surrealist dark comedy television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. I want to infiltrate the gang. Mexican Gang Leader: You did good, Percy. Fund your creativity by creating subscription tiers. Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him. Yes made it! Hold. See yourself out. By helping this tiny mosquito, in a way, I'm helping your mother. If you believe your item has been removed by mistake, please contact, This item is incompatible with Portal 2. Forced to Walk the Earth because everyone hates him, Xavier seeks enlightenment and tries to help peoplebut at worst, he creates problems where none exist and causes tons of carnage, and at best, he somehow gets everyone to put aside their differences and join together for the common (and usually justified) goal of beating him senseless. I've got to help those poor bastards. I say bone white! Sell custom creations to people who love your style. Second Xavier: 'cause I'm already married. Xavier: Heeya-haa-heeyaaawww shucks. that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. Some o' them crazy cookies. Hello? Mexican Gang Leader: We toilet flush the drugs. Valve Corporation. Xavier: I better take a look at you stat. What doth Xavier? You need to sign in or create an account to do that. Did he clip you? We're a dying breed. tries to mine an Indian burial ground for blood to inject into himself so he can legally own an Indian casino. It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, You're so strong! You, Paul, when you were six and you killed that spider monkey with that claw hammer, you really just squashed your heart with that hammer, and that's why you became a dirty pig cop. Let me see it. If you didn't want trouble, you shouldn't have wandered into Burbury Connecticut. on the xavier fandom wiki there are scripts for some of the episodes. 2 Mar. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on COMPLEJO DE 4 DEPARTAMENTOS CON POSIBILIDAD DE RENTA ANUAL, HERMOSA PROPIEDAD A LA VENTA EN PLAYAS DE ORO, CON EXCELENTE VISTA, CASA CON AMPLIO PARQUE Y PILETA A 4 CUADRAS DE RUTA 38, COMPLEJO TURISTICO EN Va. CARLOS PAZ. Why? Xavier: Life. Xavier: You were so sexy out there, Skeeter-Beast. As a result, for the last minute or so of the show, all the dialogue is in Arabic. What do you say? The chaser has become the choste. Now I understand what's happening here, I just need to go through the black door. Inhale. They'd call me names. I'm a certified wahockamana healer. Seven's a prime number, you're in the prime of your life, life could change, win a chunk of change, succotash, succotash, call us up, win some cash! Burbury Visitor Info: Welcome to Burbury. Young Xavier: Wow, that's me years from now. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Now, we can get into the semanticalities Xavier: [smokes a pipe] The very notion of belief itself can be rhetorically whittled to the bare nub of its meaning. Percy: These guys -- they were Mexican, they were gang members, and they smashed my mascot costume. No, not Yoohoo. ["La Cucaracha" plays]. Upload your creations for people to see, favourite, and share. Hale. Search the history of over 797 billion The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. That's why you don't like cereal. Young Xavier: I know it was arson, Dad, but who did it?! Now she's being very eloquent, saying some very touching things. Diner Customer in Thought Balloon: If you smoke and eat bacon fast enough, you can go back in time. Xavier; From now on, "L.L." Poor, poor Xavier awakes with his fate in the goo drenched hands of the grandest menace of all time: You. Just slice and insert! in the same voice every time Xavier gets beaten up for "being a freak", regardless of the character saying it. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. stands for "Supportive Community of Connected Spirits.". TM & 2023 Turner Broadcasting System, Inc. All Rights Reserved. Well it's 5:55. Do you think you can fit inside me? Mexican Gang Leader: So she says, "Oh, that puppy is the cutest thing in the world." Unfortunately for all, Xavier finds himself on the wrong side of the law. I'll let them co-bask in my reflective glory! No one deserves a mix-up that bad! Gonna put you in a world of hurt. Hallucination: Every luxury has a deep price. Xavier: But I am hot on your trail, sicko. Xavier: It's the drumbeat to which our spirits dance. Mexican Gang Member #3: It's okay. Youre the sad figment of my twisted psyches tragic dividend. SoundCloud. I'm the one who asked. WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. Chief Master Guru's character might be based on Don Juan, the eccentric shaman from Carlos Castaneda's books. They'd call me names -- Dweeb, Chimp, Honky, Dweeby Chimp, Honky Dweeb, And, worst of all, Chompsky Honk. Xavier: I dream hard of helping people. Mexican Gang Leader: Friday night is Taco Tuesday. You're a hit. The show's only real coherent narrative revolves around a subplot involving Xavier's incredibly screwed-up childhood and the death of his adoptive parents. The eponymous Xavier is either an actual fallen angel or just a cosmic abomination that was abandoned by his mother. X1: "Hello?" Xavier: No time to gab. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Close your eyes. Hello? Barcode Man: [points gun at Xavier] Do you believe in God? Chief Master Guru: In order to heal this wound, you must play a shakhashirisk wind trance. Xavier: Don't know. Xavier is a beast wanderer in search of the truth about his mysterious origin. Percy: No, but you could tell people I'm inside you and go put on a show as the mascot and make everyone love me, 'cause they think it's me, not you. You promised! And a cot. So we created Beyond Charts to put you on the right path. Processing. Xavier: What kind of stupid name is yoohoo? You have to watch us eat the pizza with nary a slice for yourself. [echoes] Life. June: What's that, Popo? Weiner, take all! [flips off the camera while driving away]. No, they wouldnt give it to me, because, when I was filling out the application, my penis was sticking out! Join our community of over 1,500,000 Screenwriters! His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Xavier's sacred mantra brings solace to a sad, pathetic pill popping soul-- his own. Xavier: What do you do if the cops come knocking? Xavier: So, who wants to spill it first? Did you know there's over eighty-seven combinations of those soul-scalding words? Xavier is mentally ill and hallucinating the entire series. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. Shiny: (crossing himself) I accept Jesus Christ into my heart as my personal savior! We can be like Beauty and the Beast. His constant trek through the sands of the world-mind brings him through many strange, yet oddly similar lands. 'Tear ducks'. XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL S1 E10 TRANSCRIPT Oct 16, 2017 4 min read Add to Favourites By ValkyriemoonDraws Published: Oct 16, 2017 67 Favourites 12 Comments 59K Views Yes so I transcripted the big Xavier V Xavier scene in Shakashuri Blowdown, are you proud of me father? Got a caller on line 7, are you there? JavaScript is disabled. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white. All rights reserved. LOTE EN VA PARQUE SIQUIMAN A 2 CUADRAS DE LAGO SAN ROQUE. Shiny: You give up your game, and I'll get you a job at the Jobby Job Center. Mexican Gang Member #4: Maybe I do have more issues than a magazine stand, but all those magazines are puro fancy. [typing] What Doth Life? Coming up, we got traffic on the 1's. Present Day Xavier: Idiot. You need closure. The company has a policy of not cottoning to freaks around these parts. Uploaded by I'm used to swallowing huge loads. Mexican Gang Member #4: He's so rich, he had every cell in his body platinumed. Brat: I want universal oneness. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Xavier: [Xavier is returned to the room of doors in Barcode Man's clothing] So, it was me all along! WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American adult computer-animated television series created by Vernon Chatman and John Lee, who are also the creators of Wonder Showzen. Xavier: Please, I'm just a simple seeker on a spirit quest to discover What Doth Life? Below are examples of her look by other cosplayers and resource images I've collected Facing rednecks, inflicting righteousness and preaching about the 'strong, silent types' and morality, this hero has his work cut out for him.Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. If I had been at this poor meat in time, he'd still be a delicious man. Blue chocolate Whoopsie Doodles, available for a limited time only! Man: Oh my god! That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Probably the weirdest show [adult swim] has ever produced (and that is saying a lot), Xavier was largely one huge Mind Screw, with the title character speaking in a near-continuous, stream-of-consciousnesswell, stream of dialogue ranging from narrative and conversation to puns and portmanteaus to "unintentional" double-entendres and callbacks. Xavier: You and I both knew what we had couldn't last. Gang Leader: I'm the leader! To death. AdultSwim.com is part of Turner Entertainment Digital which is part of the Turner Sports & Entertainment Digital Network. Kiddo, I was the real me when you were still in my short pants. Xavier: I was groping enlightenment in my bedroom, and before you could scream "murder by arson," our house was on fire. Can't find it anywhere and since it's my favorite show of all time, I'd love to read the screenplay, especially considering that my interest for screenwriting has been growing recently. Also, the doctor is the same animal-race as Xavier, apparently, Xavier was just an insane human himself all along. Xavier: I killed him hard. Xavier: Life. Diner Employee: How long you been standing there, you freak? Mocho: Bone white? Security Guard: Sir, this is private property. Factor: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses. We accidentally mixed up the cookie factory with the tampon factory! Xavier: The pride I feel for finally fingering my father's killer is dampened only by the fact that I promised to kill my father's killer. The entire show is implied to be a chaotic chain of thoughts brought on by the sight of an Rorschach test inkblot while in a therapy session. I'll make sexism my b*tch. I like it.". Fan: Percy, I want to be your girlfriend! Enter the full URL of your item or group's Polycount page, Enter the full URL of your item or group's reddit page, Enter the full URL to your item or group's Sketchfab page, This item has been removed from the community because it violates Steam Community & Content Guidelines. He was balls deep.He taught the way of the heal. Hello? Unknown Xavier: Now's not the time, but your brother died of shameful lifestyle choice. Xavier: I'm a survivor. Now, Popo, I understand you're starting your own 700 Club. Your leg looks dislocated pretty bad. Mexican Gang Leader: You just passed the first test. Some folks say its every beat is the sound of god kicking an angel in the face. We made these cookies way too big, and the chocolate chips b-b-b-b-blue?! Meet Xavier, a seeker/searcher man/beast who takes his spirit quest thru Connecticut. Xavier: Life. Relax. I got to go feed my babies. X2: Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. I do love you. All trademarks are property of their respective owners in the US and other countries. Blue Chocolate Whoopsie Doodles! Ay Can't remember the memory-joggin' dance. JavaScript is disabled. Mexican Gang Leader: I'm the leader! His good deedery results in a drug Lord's death-and per chance a lover for Xavier. Mocho: It's kind of embarrassing, but I like to kill on the toilet. I thought we all agreed to get eggshell white! You see, I Xavier: It helps no one to be reductive. Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Mexican Gang Member: You should have picked me. Man #2: My eye! Would you be interested in reading some of my literature? Does anyone have the script for Xavier: Renegade Angel? Need to make him more bone-y. Xavier: Always tough to kill your dad, but you made the right choice, kid. Xavier: I believe that we are all one. Even his parents are humans, although the first episode implies he was abandoned at birth by some other being and adopted by humans, and the last episode implies that Xavier was just an insane human the whole time. We develop trading and investment tools such as stock charts for Private Investors. The show was produced by PFFR, with animation by Cinematico. Still being moving June: (interpreting Popo's sign language) Popo's urging you to dismiss the power of your rational mind. Xavier: They say when you die, you sh*t your pants. Xavier: Look, we're in his vision -- my vision. Young Xavier: [Shakashuri plays] Chief Master Guru: Your failure is merely a portent of disappointments to come. OH! Other kids could be cruel, they'd call me names: dweeb, chimp, honky, dweeby-chimp, honky-dweeb, and worst of all: chomsky-honk. WebXavier: I'm a survivor. Diner Employee in Thought Balloon: (repeats) Every cigarette takes seventeen minutes off your life. Young Xavier: But, Master, you can't punch someone with your mind. WCRST, Succotash and the Bird in the morning. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. Soldier: (sighs) I shouldn't do this, but here. Xavier: Yeah, tricked the trickster. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out the truth about his mysterious origin. Xavier: I can take it. It premiered at midnight on November 4, 2007 on Adult Swim, and November 1, 2007 on the Adult Swim website. Like most folks, I've always been different. When Xavier runs out of desert across which to ramble, he drowns in a sea of completion. Xavier: I'd like to talk to you a lot more about this. In episode 8, something similar happens to Xavier himself. Xavier: Renegade Angel is an 11-minute computer animated television series that aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim block for 2 seasons between 2007 and 2009. https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier%3A_renegade_angel%2C_season_1_1840, Read the entire Xavier: Renegade Angel show script, Xavier: Renegade Angel, Season 1's quotes, https://www.quotes.net/show/xavier:_renegade_angel,_season_1_quotes_1840. "Taste the pain!" But I eat balls for breakfast. Xavier: Easy, stranger. [attempts to literally write the same words he said]. And it's like, I'm standing right here, Mom. Are you prepared for this moment? Find out what other deviants think - about anything at all. Or do you prefer, What's the matter, Chicken? Hello? Robby: If my dad found out I was using science to help him with his Christian Science, he'd be crushed. Xavier is a faun-like wanderer/seeker who is traveling across the land to find out Bestial-ulating that skeeter? You catch up on some Zeds, you get out of my heads! Xavier's actually human and is living in the same mental institution that houses his mother. Xavier: Went to the prom with a model, but she left with some jock. Xavier: Fate. If you love soup so much, why dont you marry soup? I've got to cobble together a makeshift Shakhashiri to tame a certain beast. X1: "Hello?" Hello? Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner WebToken Nonhuman: Xavier is allegedly a Fallen Angel in a world of humans. X2: WebXavier: Renegade Angel: Created by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, Alyson Levy, Jim Tozzi. Mexican Gang Leader: We just ordered a pizza, and when it comes, you have to kill the deliveryman. The majority of the people Xavier meets on his adventures are too judgmental to accept him into their society. Mosquito: Twas my only chance to save these younglings. Xavier's Father: No, no, no, no. WebXavier: Renegade Angel is an American C.G. Addeddate 2019-11-27 06:37:55 Color color Identifier xavierrenegadeangel Scanner One step ahead of the policia. Describe Xavier: Renegade Angel here? Xavier: Passion -- This is what gangbanging ought to be about. One episode features a close-up of a mosquito sucking the entirety of fluid out of someone's eyeball. Uh, what's that behind you? Robby's Father: Well, I tell you: I'd swim through a lake full of water for these cakes. Quotes.net. I guess I told that joke as a way to avoid the real issue. Farmer: We're in a drought. Xavier: You are supposed to be dead right now, but here -- 20 bucks. A good example is the episode "Signs From Godrilla": This episode explores the aspects of choice, free will and religion by using various themes, including recursion and mind/body dualism, to aid in its expression. And this is no game. Xavier: Does anyone know how to get to the lake the lake? So you admit that youre checking me out, and you want to mate! Barcode Man: [shooting a line of animal-headed people execution style] Do you believe in God? Couldn't save my parents. He thinks science is evil, and the Lord heals all. Xavier: You need to slow it down. Xavier: What's wrong? [teasing] Yes, avenge me. (Shiny has been tossed into a vat of molten metal.). It premiered on November 4, 2007, on Adult Swim and November 1, 2007, on the Adult Swim website. [throws the bowl of cereal that randomly appear out of nowhere]. Whos this? "Going Normal": The company Xavier works for makes a hot dog chain to the Moon and back, which stops the rotation of the Earth, causing the Earth to freeze over. Frightened? No, I called you, and you sound like the ugliest son of a bitch I ever heard. Processing. Get out of town and start a new life. Mexican Gang Leader: Percy, I crown thee temporary leader of the Local Locos. Bakery Employee: That's an odd thing to say. We're a dying breed. 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